Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)
Sylvester Magee, the (probable) last American born into slavery died in 1971.
The last living child of former American slaves, Mississippi Winn, died in 2010.
Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.
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Peter Parker gets cocky, allows himself to be photographed wearing Spider-Man shirt.
so i went on howmanyofme.com and it said there was 1 or fewer of people with my name
There better fucking not be anyone else with my name
Not sure how accurate that site is because I typed in “Scrotum McBallsack” and it said there were over a thousand people in the US with the first name “Scrotum” so you know idk
Happy Creative Day! Don’t forget to be creative.
“Now let’s all agree, to never be creative again.”
So this is the first year I’ve had a tumblr on my birthday and I was happy to find that the first thing I did today to celebrate my birthday was watch this beautiful short film about creativity
(via existentialentropy)
- Me flirting: Hey, do you want to come to my house and watch The Lord Of The Rings: Extended Edition?
“I knew my vast knowledge of Pulp Fiction would pay off for me one day.”
This is perfect
FUCKING YES HOLY SHIT
Honestly can’t tell if people think this is real or not.
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the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
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