Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)
Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.
so i went on howmanyofme.com and it said there was 1 or fewer of people with my name
There better fucking not be anyone else with my name
Not sure how accurate that site is because I typed in “Scrotum McBallsack” and it said there were over a thousand people in the US with the first name “Scrotum” so you know idk
- Me flirting: Hey, do you want to come to my house and watch The Lord Of The Rings: Extended Edition?